I think I masturbate the way women do- Uh Oh.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:11 pm
No I'm not an Eve trapped in Adam's skin....I'm a EM AYE EN dammit, and i'be at a loss without my dick. Yeah I would've dug being a TV pre-op for life- I have cute looks not handsome. But hell, I grew up before docs had perfected the technology. It was there, but some butt ugly freaks turned out through no fault of theirs or gods, but the drugged out surgeon high on who knows what (whippets?). This monkey womn that they bused with tiny minke dick in Johnny Wadd film shorts still freaks me out. Imagine having your lil dick sucked, and the woman rejecting it, spitting it out, saying, "shit Monkey Dick, Monkey Dick....get the fuck away from me you ugly little freak! (woman was blindfolded in scene). That's some disturbing shit.
OK, there's this web site of woman only masturbation, and man, do they go for it, but not in a slam that dildo in guys way, more like every touch is an implosion, they work themselves into a self-love frenzy and scream, moan, yell, how good it feels, this is the best, my man can go to hell, I love IT...etc.
They're always very hot with beautiful, full breasted, full hips and ass bodies,and are extremely pretty.
Check it: (cos this is me!, but a guy doing saying these same things, able to orgasm implodingly, not just explodingly, quivering, eyes rolling in the back of my head, completely lost to space and time. IT's fucking great.
http://ifeelmyself.com/public/main.php?page=goodies
So am I the freak? Just say yes, if you do think so. or say the truth. i think i'm fine and it turns most people on, but soe guys in circle jerks (repeat JERKS) have been like wtf? who is this dude? "That just not normal" one said, I wanted to put knife in his back because he ruined my whole self love session. Stupid and ugly redneck GOP muthafukka....I should tell the Young GOPer about thsi guy. Sorry to be political, but face it they are fucking the evil party. Palin, Perry, Pawlenty, Bachmann with her hubby Liberace.
Hey let's talk politics....good for the soul....then religion....then sports. Three things that have no impact on our daily live, yet we yammer unceasingly (I do) about all 3.
OK, there's this web site of woman only masturbation, and man, do they go for it, but not in a slam that dildo in guys way, more like every touch is an implosion, they work themselves into a self-love frenzy and scream, moan, yell, how good it feels, this is the best, my man can go to hell, I love IT...etc.
They're always very hot with beautiful, full breasted, full hips and ass bodies,and are extremely pretty.
Check it: (cos this is me!, but a guy doing saying these same things, able to orgasm implodingly, not just explodingly, quivering, eyes rolling in the back of my head, completely lost to space and time. IT's fucking great.
http://ifeelmyself.com/public/main.php?page=goodies
So am I the freak? Just say yes, if you do think so. or say the truth. i think i'm fine and it turns most people on, but soe guys in circle jerks (repeat JERKS) have been like wtf? who is this dude? "That just not normal" one said, I wanted to put knife in his back because he ruined my whole self love session. Stupid and ugly redneck GOP muthafukka....I should tell the Young GOPer about thsi guy. Sorry to be political, but face it they are fucking the evil party. Palin, Perry, Pawlenty, Bachmann with her hubby Liberace.
Hey let's talk politics....good for the soul....then religion....then sports. Three things that have no impact on our daily live, yet we yammer unceasingly (I do) about all 3.