My birthday goal - 4 weeks left
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:19 pm
The last week of December I had Chinese take-out and my fortune cookie said "Allow yourself time – you will reach success". I hope that's true in regards to my efforts to finally be able to suck myself. That night I made a New Year's resolution that I want to meet my goal, and to do it by my 40th birthday which is about 4 weeks from now. I've been practicing and making decent progress, but I was unsure if I'd get there.
So I went to bed Sunday night and for some reason I couldn't sleep. This happens on occasion, but I was so out of it by morning that I had to call in sick to work. Around 9 am I decided to soak in hot water in the tub to see if that might help me feel better and I decided to do my stretches. I was shocked that with very little warm up I was easily able to get either ankle up behind my head. I guess since I didn't hardly sleep at all and was tossing and turning all night that might have given me more than the usual flexibility. After about 20 minutes or so I took a shower, got dressed, and did a few errands.
I decided to try to nap for a while later in the afternoon and I think I actually got some rest but again decided since I was home to get back in the tub. I was still flexible. I was able to touch the tip of my penis to my nose and after a few more attempts I was able to lick it when wedged between the sides of the tub with one ankle behind my head. I tried this for a little longer and I got a cramp in my calf. That wasn't good, I was able to unwedge myself (I wasn't using bath oils so I was stuck pretty good) and rubbed my calf against the edge of the tub. Within a few minutes it felt better. I was sitting in the tub and decided to try front bends with my arms under my thighs. Using a cock ring to hold my penis and testicles above my thighs, I was able to touch the tip with my nose and with great difficulty my tongue. It didn't seem like I was making much progress so I got out of the tub and dried off.
I then moved to the bed and tried the plow position and it was very easy to lick and kiss the tip. I then sat on the edge of the bed, put my feet on a small stool (not the drafting stool I just bought) and bent forward with the cock ring still on and was able to lick the tip. I kept trying to do a more extreme front bend and was able to get my lips around the head a little. This was good progress. After a little bit, I switched to the fitness mat which I set on the bathroom floor. I flipped over and put my feet against the wall and was able to touch my lips to the head. I experimented with different distances from the wall and used the leverage to stretch out my lower back. Within minutes, I was not only getting it to my lips, but my lips around my head and could almost bite the bunched up skin behind the glans. This isn't quite sucking it, as my jaw was still closed to get the head in, but I haven't been able to do it this well in several years. I enjoyed doing this for several minutes and stopped, looking at my cock, whose head was red and shiny with my saliva. I decided to stop and call it a day. In all, I spent maybe 2 1/2 hours practicing and the next day, I'm not sore at all. I'll take that as a good sign. Yoga class was later that night but I decided to skip it since I already had quite a workout and was still pretty worn out from the lack of sleep. I was hot and sweaty and took another shower.
I put my jeans on and was astonished that they fell down around my hips. I needed a belt just to hold them up. Have I lost weight? I think my abs and glutes have been getting worked out a lot doing this so that might have something to do with this. I may need to go down a pant size. I jumped on the scale and my weight was the same. Perhaps my workouts have made me more fit. It's an interesting exercise routine, that's for sure.
Unfortunately, I didn't take pictures, although it's rather difficult to take pictures of myself doing this.
So I went to bed Sunday night and for some reason I couldn't sleep. This happens on occasion, but I was so out of it by morning that I had to call in sick to work. Around 9 am I decided to soak in hot water in the tub to see if that might help me feel better and I decided to do my stretches. I was shocked that with very little warm up I was easily able to get either ankle up behind my head. I guess since I didn't hardly sleep at all and was tossing and turning all night that might have given me more than the usual flexibility. After about 20 minutes or so I took a shower, got dressed, and did a few errands.
I decided to try to nap for a while later in the afternoon and I think I actually got some rest but again decided since I was home to get back in the tub. I was still flexible. I was able to touch the tip of my penis to my nose and after a few more attempts I was able to lick it when wedged between the sides of the tub with one ankle behind my head. I tried this for a little longer and I got a cramp in my calf. That wasn't good, I was able to unwedge myself (I wasn't using bath oils so I was stuck pretty good) and rubbed my calf against the edge of the tub. Within a few minutes it felt better. I was sitting in the tub and decided to try front bends with my arms under my thighs. Using a cock ring to hold my penis and testicles above my thighs, I was able to touch the tip with my nose and with great difficulty my tongue. It didn't seem like I was making much progress so I got out of the tub and dried off.
I then moved to the bed and tried the plow position and it was very easy to lick and kiss the tip. I then sat on the edge of the bed, put my feet on a small stool (not the drafting stool I just bought) and bent forward with the cock ring still on and was able to lick the tip. I kept trying to do a more extreme front bend and was able to get my lips around the head a little. This was good progress. After a little bit, I switched to the fitness mat which I set on the bathroom floor. I flipped over and put my feet against the wall and was able to touch my lips to the head. I experimented with different distances from the wall and used the leverage to stretch out my lower back. Within minutes, I was not only getting it to my lips, but my lips around my head and could almost bite the bunched up skin behind the glans. This isn't quite sucking it, as my jaw was still closed to get the head in, but I haven't been able to do it this well in several years. I enjoyed doing this for several minutes and stopped, looking at my cock, whose head was red and shiny with my saliva. I decided to stop and call it a day. In all, I spent maybe 2 1/2 hours practicing and the next day, I'm not sore at all. I'll take that as a good sign. Yoga class was later that night but I decided to skip it since I already had quite a workout and was still pretty worn out from the lack of sleep. I was hot and sweaty and took another shower.
I put my jeans on and was astonished that they fell down around my hips. I needed a belt just to hold them up. Have I lost weight? I think my abs and glutes have been getting worked out a lot doing this so that might have something to do with this. I may need to go down a pant size. I jumped on the scale and my weight was the same. Perhaps my workouts have made me more fit. It's an interesting exercise routine, that's for sure.
Unfortunately, I didn't take pictures, although it's rather difficult to take pictures of myself doing this.