Just wrote a topical limerick and thought I would share.

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Just wrote a topical limerick and thought I would share.

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there was was a young lad named rick
who learned how to suck his own dick
he was thrilled with the pleasure,
and on weekends for leisure,
would deep throat until he was sick

;)

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Ha! That's hilarious. How about it, guys - anyone else have any limericks about our favorite sports?

There is, of course, the one I took the name of my first video from:

There was an young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

Which has it's own Wikipedia page! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once ... _Nantucket

Any solofuck or cum-eating limericks, guys?

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glad you liked it Al!

as nobody else has responded, here's a solofuck one i just wrote:

while attempting to make himself cum,
a man pushed his cock up his bum,
sensations were great,
like when fucking his mate;
it was so good, he slipped in his thumb.


...maybe not as good as the first one. lol

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I don't do limericks. How about haiku? (For those of you who don't know, Haiku are very short Japanese poems consisting of 17 syllables, in three phrases of 5, then 7 then 5 again.)

I like sucking cock
I do not like sucking men
My own cock I suck

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Blowjobs are the best
Not always someone around
So do it yourself

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we few are gifted,
self pleasure from our own mouths;
the goal of all men

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Ok, here's my limerick!

I used to felate to my pleasure
but the distance has grown to a measure
Self-sucking I miss
but self-fucking's still bliss
so I fuck myself at my own leisure

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There once was a man named Horatio
who gave lessons in autofellatio
he said, it's no trouble
to bend yourself double
so long as you've got the right ratio

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Those are pretty good, we should publish a book :D

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