Birthday card I found at Target

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Birthday card I found at Target

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I found this birthday card at Target a few weeks ago and I just had to buy it
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
Do it with pride or don't bother doing it!
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Talk about mainstream penetration! Hilarious.

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love it! it kind of looks like a "far side" cartoon, but that isn't gary larson's signature.

speaking of 'mainstream', and not to bring up politics in here, but there was some sort of autofellatio mention from someone on the white house staff recently. i didn't catch the whole story, and don't know if it was supposed to be a literal or a figurative use of the phrase, but it was something about bannon trying to suck his own dick...

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Farside... yeah, I was thinking that too. I'm pretty sure I've seen the Reynolds signature before too..
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I gotta go to Target now!

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My quasi-adopted son had a (shared) birthday recently...
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