solosuck forums!

Last night after midnight, so technically this morning... I fucked myself for my birthday... Hadn't done it in so long... Took a bit to get it right again... No media to share though... Sorry folks.

Happy birthday buddy!

This should ABSOLUTELY become an internationally-recognized part of every man's birthday celebration Think how much more interesting birthday parties would be if it was expected that the climax of the celebration would be a thorough and enthusiastic solo fucking by the birthday boy!

An Aquarian too, huh? Definitely something going on with our asses and us, the need to have a closer, deeper relationship?

Honestly though... I used to be an expert at this... what the fuck happened... so much for remembering to ride a bike...