Posted by pod3 (126.96.36.199) on December 04, 2004 at 12:59:04:
I'm flexible enough to pull my closed legs over my body and touch the bed with my knees behind my head. Some rolls of fat force themselves under my ribs, and some push into my stomach cavity. The inward pressure on my abdominal wall causes the penis to retract.
Luckily, the gut's going fast.
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