Posted by Darrin (188.8.131.52) on January 09, 2005 at 01:15:30:
In Reply to: My despicable Zeke posted by Beverly on December 31, 2004 at 10:48:32:
I have an idea for your therapy, Beverly. Send your husband back to the hotel for a weekend, get of this site and go to a self-cunnilingus site, do some serious yoga--and yes, even break out the Richard Simmons Sweatin to the oldies. Get the old heartrate up, get flexible and go down. You have the whole weekend, that is unless those damned reporters are peering in your windows. But hey, give them one hell of a show; do your best, and maybe you can have a future in politics--my help you recover from your penis envy.
: Hello you horrid men. I thought you would like to know that Zeke is now in serious therapy. If you remember, I caught him with himself in his mouth a few weeks ago, and sent him packing to a hotel. He's home now, sulking--not sucking, but in therapy. He doesn't want to lose the house, and he doesn't want to lose me. And Jenny, if you read this, this isn't hot. The doctors say my Zeke has some serious issues, and has put him on so many pills he can't even bend over to tie his shoes.
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