My earliest memory...
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:50 pm
I say "my earliest memory" because I can't really remember if it was my first time or not. This is true and autobiographical, so I'm not censoring this. I will understand if the moderator has to for legal reasons though. (~TTZ~)
It was the late 1980s, say '88 or '89. I was maybe 14 or 15 years old. I spent the afternoon watching vintage 1970's pornos with a slew of friends at my cousins' house. We were all way too young, but his parents kept them in plain site in the basement rec room, a couple of feet from the big Zienyth TV and the BETAMAX VCR! That's how far back this goes.... Although I had seen dozens of skin flicks before over the last couple years, I'd did see something for the first time this day. ANAL SEX! I remember we were all thinking, "EWWW, I understand the oral play and the intercourse, but why stick your wang in there???" Haha, foolish boys... Although I thought it gross at the time, it still made me horny as a dog with two dicks.
Since I knew I wasn't getting anything, as my girlfriend and I hadn't even moved past second base yet. I figured I would go home and play with myself. My stepbrother and I had done lots of oral stuff, but I don't think we tried any anal stuff until after that movie.
Anyway, I can't remember why I tried to self suck, but I do remember I was abnormally long that day, and was so desperate for a blowjob, that I leaned over and tried to kiss my 'boyhood'. Alas, I couldn't reach. -S-t-r-e-t-c-h- -m-y- -t-o-n-g-u-e-... Nope. Damn! Recalled back to my karate days with the leg over your head stretches... So, rolled over on my bed, bounced my feet off the attic vaulted ceilings and continued back behind my head, and man, so close. I could lick it, but still couldn't get it in there. BUT the effort was getting me close to bursting, so I was still happy, until my real brother walked in!!! Bastard.
Since I had tried to roll back before he got the door fully open he only saw that I was close, but not doing anything. That fucker takes one look at me and says "You know it doesn't get any longer no matter how you look at it." Ass.
I still don't know to this day whether or not he ever figured out what I was doing, but my reply now is, "Maybe not, but you can get closer if you change the angle you approach it from."
~The Towering Ziggurat~
It was the late 1980s, say '88 or '89. I was maybe 14 or 15 years old. I spent the afternoon watching vintage 1970's pornos with a slew of friends at my cousins' house. We were all way too young, but his parents kept them in plain site in the basement rec room, a couple of feet from the big Zienyth TV and the BETAMAX VCR! That's how far back this goes.... Although I had seen dozens of skin flicks before over the last couple years, I'd did see something for the first time this day. ANAL SEX! I remember we were all thinking, "EWWW, I understand the oral play and the intercourse, but why stick your wang in there???" Haha, foolish boys... Although I thought it gross at the time, it still made me horny as a dog with two dicks.
Since I knew I wasn't getting anything, as my girlfriend and I hadn't even moved past second base yet. I figured I would go home and play with myself. My stepbrother and I had done lots of oral stuff, but I don't think we tried any anal stuff until after that movie.
Anyway, I can't remember why I tried to self suck, but I do remember I was abnormally long that day, and was so desperate for a blowjob, that I leaned over and tried to kiss my 'boyhood'. Alas, I couldn't reach. -S-t-r-e-t-c-h- -m-y- -t-o-n-g-u-e-... Nope. Damn! Recalled back to my karate days with the leg over your head stretches... So, rolled over on my bed, bounced my feet off the attic vaulted ceilings and continued back behind my head, and man, so close. I could lick it, but still couldn't get it in there. BUT the effort was getting me close to bursting, so I was still happy, until my real brother walked in!!! Bastard.
Since I had tried to roll back before he got the door fully open he only saw that I was close, but not doing anything. That fucker takes one look at me and says "You know it doesn't get any longer no matter how you look at it." Ass.
I still don't know to this day whether or not he ever figured out what I was doing, but my reply now is, "Maybe not, but you can get closer if you change the angle you approach it from."
~The Towering Ziggurat~