Re: How is this for some Sperm eating stats

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Posted by Statistic RV ( on October 14, 2004 at 10:19:08:

In Reply to: How is this for some Sperm eating stats posted by ric on September 28, 2004 at 07:34:17:

There are 128 ounces in a gallon...that throws your stats WAYYY off.

: Hell people have been sucking cock ever since Cane sucked Able and Eve
: swallowed Adams load, so what.
: Everyone here, that means you, the guy or gal reading this has.
: a. Either sucked cock
: b. Thinking about sucking cock

: Why I bet you probably have taken a load or two in your mouth. I bet
: you
: probably have tasted your own, if you are a guy that is.

: do you have any idea on how much cum is swallowed daily. Lets see

: The average load is 1/3 once. 160 ounces to a gallon, or 53 shots to a
: gallon
: there are around 5.5 billion people, about 1 billion shoot a load a
: day.
: Roughly 20 million gallons of cum are shot every day.
: one in seven cum shots is a blow job, and one in every two blow jobs
: ends in
: someone swallowing cum.
: So roughly 1.5 million gallons of cum is swallowed every day.
: Say one in every five swallowings is a guy swallowing the load.
: That means roughly 300,000 gallons a day is swallowed by men every day
: or
: 109,500,000 gallons a year.

: Let me tell you, that’s a lot of cum.

: Let put it another way, 900,000,000 men swallow a load each and every
: day
: that means some guy is swallowing a load every 1/10 of a second.

: Now mind you thats only a small part of the world’s daily cum
: production.

: Ok back to you cock suckers. ( if you were not a cock sucker or
: wana-be
: cocksucker, well you wouldn’t be reading this now, would you?) Ok, there is
: only one
: way for you guys to increase the cum swallowed by men every day.

: 1. when you jack off, always swallow
: 2. when you suck cock, always swallow
: 3. When you shoot in a girls pussy, always eat her out afterwards (
: you will be
: rewarded with your cum.
: 4. If you shoot your load into a girls mouth, don’t let her swallow or
: spit, French
: kiss her, at least you get half a load that way.

: 5. don’t eat cum from an asshole, you can and probably will get sick
: if you do.

: Now I know that you probably have your dick in your hand as you are
: reading
: this. There is a good chance that you are almost ready to pop your load. Go
: ahead, let it
: rip, but only if you intend to swallow it.

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