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Is this like one of those videos from the 50s where Timmy gets a deeper voice and starts having special feelings about his twinkie and the cream filling inside? Or maybe like one of those "Do not use as machine lubricant. Do not place in eye." user guides? (Available in English, Mandarin, Japanese, ...

(I tried searching, but I couldn't find a topic that fit this exactly...) I'm curious as to how long it has taken others to get to the point of being able to successfully suck themselves. I'm curious mostly as a sort of guide to see if I can discipline myself enough to actually stretch and such for...