Cum Egg
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Cum Egg
After reading several posts like "how much cum have you swallowed at once" or "how much cum have you had in your ass at once" and reading a few posts like "Cum: Fresh or Frozen" I've decided to do an experiment:
HOW TO GET AS MUCH OF MY OWN CUM UP MY OWN ASS AT ONE TIME AS POSSIBLE
Step one: Find a way to store a fair amount of cum.
Step two: Find a way to insert said volume into my ass without making a huge mess.
Step three: Cum.
Step four: Store it.
Step five: Freeze it.
Step six: Cum some more.
Step seven: Add it to store.
Step eight: Freeze it.
Rince and repeat until storage is full
Step 72: Insert cum storage into ass.
I've found the way!! While cleaning out my pantry I found a plastic jello mold for making jello easter eggs. I drop a load of cum into it every day and freeze it. The egg shaped resevoir is actually egg sized, so this will be a fantasic amount of my cum in my opinion, and the egg shape should make for wonderfully easy insertion. (And kinda hawt in my thoughts...) However, the cold temperature while sometimes fun has me a little worried. The egg will be completely solid ice when inserted. That can cause a pit of pain. However, being egg shaped, all I gotta do is squat and push and it'll pop right out. However the ass is pretty warm so I figure its no worse than holding an ice-cube in my mouth for a few minutes. It should melt pretty quick leaving my ass full of my warm wet sticky seed. (Anyone else getting turned on by this?) So far I'm on day four... I think its gonna take alot more sessions to fill this egg than I originally thought....
HOW TO GET AS MUCH OF MY OWN CUM UP MY OWN ASS AT ONE TIME AS POSSIBLE
Step one: Find a way to store a fair amount of cum.
Step two: Find a way to insert said volume into my ass without making a huge mess.
Step three: Cum.
Step four: Store it.
Step five: Freeze it.
Step six: Cum some more.
Step seven: Add it to store.
Step eight: Freeze it.
Rince and repeat until storage is full
Step 72: Insert cum storage into ass.
I've found the way!! While cleaning out my pantry I found a plastic jello mold for making jello easter eggs. I drop a load of cum into it every day and freeze it. The egg shaped resevoir is actually egg sized, so this will be a fantasic amount of my cum in my opinion, and the egg shape should make for wonderfully easy insertion. (And kinda hawt in my thoughts...) However, the cold temperature while sometimes fun has me a little worried. The egg will be completely solid ice when inserted. That can cause a pit of pain. However, being egg shaped, all I gotta do is squat and push and it'll pop right out. However the ass is pretty warm so I figure its no worse than holding an ice-cube in my mouth for a few minutes. It should melt pretty quick leaving my ass full of my warm wet sticky seed. (Anyone else getting turned on by this?) So far I'm on day four... I think its gonna take alot more sessions to fill this egg than I originally thought....
Last edited by Ziggurat on Tue May 07, 2013 9:31 am, edited 1 time in total.
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First day:
I don't cum alot with each load. This is gonna take more sessions that I hoped....Do it with pride or don't bother doing it!
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Re: Cum Egg
I moved this over to the semen-eaters section since you'll be swallowing your cum with your hole 
I don't think I'd be able to deal with the cold, but I'm a baby about stuff like that. Cum on!

I don't think I'd be able to deal with the cold, but I'm a baby about stuff like that. Cum on!
Re: Cum Egg
lol, no worries Al. I wasn't really sure where to put it. It'll be an anal experience for sure. The egg will prolly be too big to keep in my mouth. Ideally I want it to melt in my ass for an awesome slimy dildo ride.
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Re: Cum Egg
I know when I swallow more than 3 loads of my fresh cum per session, my next days volume goes down and if I go for a every drop I can get out of my cock in a single day, I usually don't get but a few drops the following day, so it takes a few days to get back to a consistent amount. For me, I find that I get a nice amount right when I wake up and then if I don't go for a 2nd load in the morning, and if my work day isn't to stressful I can enjoy full loads of fresh cum, but I can only judge the amount as I'm swallowing because I'm cumming directly in my mouth and I usually can only do that once a week.
I was swallowing my first load and then freezing the next and it did take awhile to get a smaller martini glass full, I got about 2/3 full and decided it was time to enjoy. I realized the shape of the glass ment the volume was a lot more than I'd thought.
I was swallowing my first load and then freezing the next and it did take awhile to get a smaller martini glass full, I got about 2/3 full and decided it was time to enjoy. I realized the shape of the glass ment the volume was a lot more than I'd thought.
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Yeah, its taking forever... still not even half full yet...
Starting to think about giving up... Not sure..

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Re: Cum Egg abandoned sorta...
So I have to move... less than 3 weeks notice given by the landlords... this house should be condemned... so were not that concerned... However, I have to abandon the cum egg project for the time being... I will prolly try again once we're settled in the new apt in the next city over. Already found a new place. A little smaller but very cozy! 
The egg only got to about a third full... Gonna play with what I got anyway...
A pic with a penny for scale was taken...
Man, cum looks worse frozen than fresh...

The egg only got to about a third full... Gonna play with what I got anyway...


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Re: Cum Egg
Cum Egg attempt one; out of the shell...
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Wow... this is gonna be awesome next time when the egg is whole...
Wish I could get one fresh...
Oh, my... so that's what a creampie feels like coming out... 
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Re: Cum Egg
So I'm trying this again. Instead of using that awful easter egg ice cube tray, I went out and bought a couple packages of Silly Putty. They come in plastic eggs that are split in half. Should be perfect for filling and hiding in the freezer. Also won't have silly easter designs in it either. Can't wait to fill it and use it! Pics and vids will cum of course... 

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Re: Cum Egg
So far so good... Egg is coming along nicely. Thought I'd share the preliminaries with ya so you can see what I'm talking about.

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Re: Cum Egg
and as promised some vids...

These are not very long, but they are relatively higher definition, so give them a chance to load... 
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Re: Cum Egg
This project is still (pardon the pun) coming along... Got some more pics and vids. It's about half way full now. Will post new media once my wife goes to bed! 

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This was taken a while ago, but figured I'd post it anyway...
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Re: Cum Egg
OMG! Its almost full!! Another shot or three should do it!!
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