A Couple Of Off-The-Wall Questions

[cedetaster]

First, I'd venture to say most of the guys who visit this forum have had "The Dream", the one in which you can not only suck your own dick, but you can do it with ease. For the benefit of us poor chaps who are not flexible enough to selfsuck for real, it would be fantastic if there were a somewhat reliable method for inducing such erotic dreams. Are any of you aware of such a technique? I've tried playing a recording of myself talking about my selfsucking fantasies as I slept. Not only did it fail to make me have the desired dream, it made it very hard to go to sleep in the first place!

Secondly, have any of you heard (or written) a song about autofellatio?

[seahorses]

I’ve often thought about writing something on this topic myself; though not a regular occurrence it’s not uncommon for me to have such dreams. However, the scenario is very often a compromising situation where I’m exposed somehow and I’m telling myself to be calm, it’s natural for me to be naked in say the middle of Macdonalds and okay to have my dick in my moth in front of all the customers. I think because in reality it requires a lot of stretching before I can actually get the first inch or so into my mouth, (and even then it’s a struggle) while in my dreams I perform with consummate ease, it doesn’t ring true. Therefore I convince my self, while I sleep, that it’s actually happening. Oh the disappointment when I wake up. My wife often turns over and asks, ‘Why are you crying?’

[awtoeman]

WOW! These are two FANTASTIC questions!!!! Definately NOT the norm on this forum!!!

First, on the dream. Im 33 years currently, and I've had so many dreams of sucking my own cock for like 20 years now. And when I finally started sucking on my cock at 26, I STILL have the dreams!!!!!!

and for the music, Im not sure. But it MUST have been mentioned in some song by now. Especially how mainstream SS'ing has become. Well, ya know, as far as SS and music goes, I think of the Tool CD cover back in '95 where it shows a dude sucking his own in front of a crowd

[blacksunshineaz]

The Tool album Ænima had an image of a person supposedly selfing but I heard it was actually a woman and according to Wikipedia:

A photo of a nude female contortionist performing auto-cunnilingus with her legs behind her head: Alana Cain is credited for this in the liner notes. Shown sitting on a couch to the right are Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Adam Jones and Maynard James Keenan while Danny and Maynard are both nude covering themselves. Maynard stands up whilst covering himself and is shown throwing a single rose to the ground in front of the contortionist. Another photo of the contortionist is also on the disc itself.

The image itself is taken from the back so you can't really say whether the person was actually doing the deed but in my opinion the person doesn't have enough of a backbend. I've attached the picture.

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[awtoeman]

The Tool album Ænima had an image of a person supposedly selfing but I heard it was actually a woman and according to Wikipedia:

A photo of a nude female contortionist performing auto-cunnilingus with her legs behind her head: Alana Cain is credited for this in the liner notes. Shown sitting on a couch to the right are Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Adam Jones and Maynard James Keenan while Danny and Maynard are both nude covering themselves. Maynard stands up whilst covering himself and is shown throwing a single rose to the ground in front of the contortionist. Another photo of the contortionist is also on the disc itself.

The image itself is taken from the back so you can't really say whether the person was actually doing the deed but in my opinion the person doesn't have enough of a backbend. I've attached the picture.

Ænima.png

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!!!
Black, ALL these years I thought it was a dude!!! And I still think it is, because if it is a women, then she's not EVEN CLOSE!!!!
If it wasnt for seeing this CD cover all those years ago, I wonder if I would even be SS'ing today

[aleingang69]

I would be very, very surprised if that was a woman's back - it really looks like a man. Would the guys from TOOL lie about something like that? Of course they would!

[AlwaysCummin]

I often have that dream of which you speak, of being able to suck your own dick with ease. One of my favorite dreams to have!
As far as inducing certain dreams, I dunno. I find that I often dream about whatever it is I was doing right before I went to bed. If I spend a couple of hours playing a particular video game and then immediately go to bed, I will dream about that game all night long.
I suppose one could try selfing for a bit before bed. The longer you spend doing that action, the better chance you'll have of dreaming about it, is the way I see it. Maybe watch a lot of autofellatio porn right before bed. Get your mind totally on the topic, then go right to bed.
I've also noticed that whenever I take Benedryl as a sleep aid, I ALWAYS have much more vivid dreams that night. I did a bit of research on this, and it seems there may be a connection. Maybe that will help. Just don't take more than the recommended dose!

[Eddie]

cedetaster asked if any songs had been written about autofellatio. I'm not sure I know of any, but one clip on xtube has a slowed down track that sounds like the words might be 'autofellatio' and more.

What do you all think?...

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=kX9Ds-C657-

Check it out,

Eddie

[tyciol]

The Tool album Ænima had an image of a person supposedly selfing but I heard it was actually a woman and according to Wikipedia:

A photo of a nude female contortionist performing auto-cunnilingus with her legs behind her head: Alana Cain is credited for this in the liner notes. Shown sitting on a couch to the right are Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Adam Jones and Maynard James Keenan while Danny and Maynard are both nude covering themselves. Maynard stands up whilst covering himself and is shown throwing a single rose to the ground in front of the contortionist. Another photo of the contortionist is also on the disc itself.

The image itself is taken from the back so you can't really say whether the person was actually doing the deed but in my opinion the person doesn't have enough of a backbend. I've attached the picture.

Ænima.png

I don't even think that would be enough of a bend to suck your average non-Ron-Jeremy-Penis. That is impressive contortion, but it's all happening in the hips, which is great for getting legs behind head, but it's not bringing the pelvis any closer to the mouth, which is how we suck the genitals.

[Happy Boy]

on songs: came across this once while searching for stories on the phrase "suck my own": http://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c. not really *about* autofellatio, but the reference is there!