Found a woman who can perform autocunnilingus (JOKE)

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Hopeless
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Found a woman who can perform autocunnilingus (JOKE)

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http://tinyurl.com/38r2lpg
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HAHa, just kidding. I just felt like posting that.

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please ban this guy. Thank you

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awtoeman wrote:please ban this guy. Thank you
uh, why? it was a joke....

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Hopeless - this is a subject that many, many men are completely obsessed with and VERY frustrated about because there is NO video (or even photos) available that seem to be real.
You're getting guys' hopes up and then hitting them with a joke - it'll make some of them mad.

Al

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agreed 10000%. Thank you very much Al.
And he could of also posted this in the proper section of the forum.

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okay, i apologize. sorry about that.

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Hopeless,

As penance for your travesty, you will have to self suck every day for the rest of your life!

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lol
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Ah.. Zlata... she's the textbook definition of "If I could do that, I'd never leave my house!" :)
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Ziggurat wrote:Ah.. Zlata... she's the textbook definition of "If I could do that, I'd never leave my house!" :)
I agree. If I could do her I would never leave the house. :D

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Hot damn!!

At 0.34seconds of that vid where is a pic of her frontbending standing upwith her head between her legs it set my heart racing, really does look as though she has the potential to lick herself with ease. Very sexy!

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Found this
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Those are known fakes that have been around for years

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I've seen rendered 3D porn covering lots of different stuff.

Couldn't they make some autocunnilingus videos or pictures as well?

I know I would watch such stuff anyway! :)

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