Finally!! And how I do it :)

[Ziggurat]

Okay. First things first.

This is possible, and I thank you all fer yer posts that helped and those that didn't

So. What do I have to offer in thanks. Some tips. Pardon the pun.


1.) Lube is a must. Silicone is best, because it stays slick without going sticky, and it stays on what you put it on. BUT, it is expensive, 2.5 times the cost of water based lube. Lube yer hole, inside and out, with yer finger, once yer relaxed, then put some lube on the tip of yer wang. You'll need the shaft kinda dry for finger support.

2.) The hardest part, again pun-pardoning, find that perfect state between hard and soft, you need to be full of blood without being rigid, how do you do this? See the next tip.

3.) Get a penis pump. About five or six pumps will get you elongated and full without engorging you with blood to the point of rigidity. Be careful, you can cause some damage with a good pump. If you can't afford one, don't want to waste money on one, or are too embarrassed to buy one, then do what I did, and make one!!

Get lubed, get full, then slowly insert away.

[Ziggurat]

For the love of a fucked up god that made this possible...

SHAVE!!

I used electric trimmers to shave my whole pubic area and a Schick FX Diamond to shave my ass hole. I do the ass shaving in the tub, with a mirror and lots of shaving cream. Feels good too, just go very slowly so you don't nick yerself downthere. The less hair to get pulled when you do this, the better.

Z

[Ziggurat]

Just some old pics I found on my computer...

You may notice in this pic my ass isn't shaved. I usually keep it shaved, or very shortly trimmed at least. However, that week I was feeling lazy and not really up to the upkeep. So, you can get it in there with a bit of hair, but shaved is better in my opinion.

[Ziggurat]

Here are some nice close up shots. Some of my faves. These were the shots I had shown to the executives on Ed & Red's Night Party tv show to prove I could do what I say I can do.

And now... EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!

Again, these are a little older, but I thought I'd share them anyway!

[Ziggurat]

Made an album for my stuff on PornHub...
https://www.pornhub.com/album/57297211

[Lalajerjer]

Wow impressive, I’d love to do that. Do you not use a condom? Do you ever get a bladder infection from doing this?
Thanks

[Ziggurat]

No I don't use a condom. I make sure to give myself a really good deep enema in my bathtub before I do this stuff. I have never gotten an infection doing this. I have gotten some bruises though.. when you get a little vigorous, you can hurt yourself if you're not paying attention. but bruises always heal.

[Ziggurat]

After years of non-activity I am finally reposting stuff at my XHamster page. Now that I have a creator account, I'm actually getting paid every time one of those ads plays before my videos. I am going to spend the next couple weeks editing and reuploading my older content (of which there are gigabytes) but in between a few re-ups I will try to post some new stuff too...