short n sweet story

[praetoren]

The making of an angel


In the began prior to the firmament, before light pierced dark there was the urge. Being both, neither male and/nor female it is the one. (Self) love reigned supreme. It will be told that it beheld itself in all its glory, and, in a fit of self-passion, made love to itself, and, in that moment of passionate love impregnated itself with the love child of itself. The realization of its own pregnancy with itself caused the lovechild to become conscious and it gave birth to itself. Thus God is self-created and as such very alone.

God created an admirer. This first attempt resulted in a “winged-like” man. Winged Mans desire to emulate his creator and self-create resulted in self love in the form of auto-sodomy. This resulted in the first orgasm which caused the first sung note, a sound that, when later joined by many others created the heavenly choir. The note pleased God. However the note ended - too soon. Exhaustion from the effort, compounded by hunger, for it needed to be near its life giver to survive placed God’s wing-man at risk of perishing. It had not the ability to sustain its self. Thus god allowed the wingman the ability to self sustain by digesting the protein it secreted from continuously engaging in auto-sodomy. The eventual result was the healing over of the area thus causing there to be no apparent gender identity.

Once the heavenly hosts were created God assembled them and as choir director directed them to sing his praises. Of course having never sung together before they sounded terrible. So as do many choir directors do God granted them the first note. A tuning note as it were. The side effect of this singularly perfect pitched starting note uttered by God (and in actuality the first utterance of God) was the creation. This note being the tuning note and the first utterance of God was much later given a name. Ohm.

-P-

[fritz6744]

That's just poetry , my dear.
Great indeed . The Tale of Auto-Sodomy"'. Great.