How to make yourself ejackulate without a sex toy
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How to make yourself ejackulate without a sex toy
I am going to teach you how to ejackulate with no sex toy. Fallow these steps carefully.
1. Take off all of your clothes. (duh)
2. Take a comfiter
3. Lay face down on your bed, with face on pillow.
4. Ball up the comfiter, and put it under your penus, on your testicles.
5. Hump it over and over.
It will feel like your about to pee, DONT HOLD IT! Kepp it up, and before you know it, you will feel it about to come out. Roll over and let it out. And now you've just ejackulated.
1. Take off all of your clothes. (duh)
2. Take a comfiter
3. Lay face down on your bed, with face on pillow.
4. Ball up the comfiter, and put it under your penus, on your testicles.
5. Hump it over and over.
It will feel like your about to pee, DONT HOLD IT! Kepp it up, and before you know it, you will feel it about to come out. Roll over and let it out. And now you've just ejackulated.
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Re: How to make yourself ejackulate without a sex toy
Wow. That is terrible. I hope this gets deleted soon.
Re: How to make yourself ejackulate without a sex toy
yeah...
Do it with pride or don't bother doing it!
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Re: How to make yourself ejackulate without a sex toy
Comforter, penis, keep, ejaculate, spell check.
Dr. Otto Philashio, "Like everything in life, if you want a job done right, the best results are achieved when you do the job yourself."
Re: How to make yourself ejackulate without a sex toy
See, the thing is, that this post is technically incorrect. You're using your comforter and the friction it provides as a surrogate oriface. Either a fake pussy, ass or mouth. so in reality, the comforter has become a "toy". However, the idea is still sound. Blanket friction and naughty hormonal dreams is why we all went through our "wet-dream" phase. While I do miss those dreams, I don't miss the added laundry responsibility.
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