San Francisco selfsuckers

[vyr2]

Interested in meeting selfsuckers in San Francisco.

[Elrond]

Call me a dick, but I have to set standards.

Under 40 and unmarried with hard abs, or hung like wallpaper? Write me.

I'm no longer interested in Cloak and Dagger rendezvous, or the ubiquitous autistic bearded guy jerking in the corner of every sex party-- unless you've got Guiness Book inches.

[sound of crickets]

[SELFSUCKR]

I'm glad to see you getting into it vyr2. Welcome to the group. Too bad we are so far apart. Eat a load for me (or eat my load).

[79ecra]

How big is your dong, Elrond??????

[79ecra]

What does hung like wall paper mean? Big or small?

[Elrond]

How big is your dong, Elrond??????

Can't you see the picture? And who said this was a sword fight? It's not a match, I'm just giving MY demands.

Size aside, I've just got something that makes guys over 50 come out of their shells and hit me up for a date--and otherwise, I don't get much attention online. Trying something new so you know what's up when I don't reply. I'm getting too much action here in SF to waste time swapping emails with someone in another state who's too shy to scan a [face] photo or is closetted to his wife.

[79ecra]

Elrond, I just asked you a simple question. I can't tell from the pic how big you are. So how big are you?

[flibigi]

I'm in the SF East Bay & can travel. While I can no longer SS, I'd be totally down to watch you slurp on your own fat, meaty cock and dump your load down your own throat. Hit me up. flibigi@yahoo.com Thanks!

[yngminnsser]

I'm also in San Francisco

[Ziggurat]

This should be in the personals section of the site.